Mac Mini

Check out the new Mac Mini. This is what's known in technical circles as a "rad computer." It's the kind of machine that tempts honest men to steal. I can imagine brave but foolish people trekking across dangerous parts of the globe in search of computers like this. So naturally I'm considering buying one, though who knows when I'll be able to afford it. I hear the siren song of credit calling my name. Resist! Resist!