The UFOs Are Winning

Richard Gere hopes the Palestinian election will go smoothly. He is so passionate about Palestinian elections, he created a moving commerical that was broadcast, in English, in Gaza and the West Bank recently. Palestinians love the commercial so much, I believe they are now going to elect Gere their leader. A Palestinian man in the Yahoo! article expressed his enthusiasm for Gere: "I don't even know who the candidates are other than Abu Mazen (Mahmoud Abbas), let alone this Gere," Gaza soap factory worker Manar an-Najar told Reuters Wednesday. "We don't need the Americans' intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them -- they elected a moron."