If You Drive an SUV...

Can't you think of a better way to feel superior than scooting around in a mini-tank? FYI: Your kids are dead meat no matter how big your Bronco is, fool. But never fear, ye sinner: Jesus will forgive you for your ego trip. A new service for environmentally conscious drivers lets you buy CO2 remediation for your carbon-belching frankenwagon, paying in based on how much your car emits, with the money going toward programs to reduce CO2 emissions elsewhere. It's like a plenary indulgence, but it actually does some good and doesn't just pay for gold-plated pope hats.